Holiday Riddles for Kids

  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?  Frosted Flakes.
  • What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney while the fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.
  • What do monkeys sing at Christmas?  Jungle bells…jungle bells…
  • How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?  Fleece Navidad!
  • Who delivers presents to good little baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
  • What goes OH, OH, OH?  Santa walking backwards!
  • What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?  A cookie sheet!
  • What happens if you are naughty before Christmas? Yule be sorry!
  • What happened when Santa parked his sleigh in a no-parking zone? He was mistle-towed.
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