What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.- What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney while the fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells…jungle bells…
- How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
- Who delivers presents to good little baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
- What goes OH, OH, OH? Santa walking backwards!
- What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
- What happens if you are naughty before Christmas? Yule be sorry!
- What happened when Santa parked his sleigh in a no-parking zone? He was mistle-towed.
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